LOL    I thought this was too funny not to share!

Excerpts from a Dog's Diary 

* 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!

* 9:30 am - A car ride! M y favorite thing!

* 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!

* 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!

* 12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!

* 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!

* 3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!

* 5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!

* 7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!

* 8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!

* 11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing! 

Excerpts from a Cat's Diary 

Day 983 of my captivity. 

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling 

objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other 

inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. 

Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, 

I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

 The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.

In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet.

I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, 

since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. 

However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 

'good little hunter' I am.  Idiots !

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. 

I wasplaced in solitary confinement for the duration of the event . 

However,I could hear the noises and smell the food. 

I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 

'allergies.' I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one

 of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. 

I must try thisagain tomorrow - but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and 

snitches.The dog receives special privileges. 

He is regularly released - andseems to be more than willing to

 return. He is obviously retarded.

The bird has got to be an informant. 

I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. 

I am certain that he reports my every move. 

My captors have arranged protective custody for him 

in an elevated cell, so he is safe.For now.. 

So I've been trying to get back in the habit of going to the gym and getting addicted to working out, and one day last week I went on got on the treadmill and was shocked to discover that the person who'd been on that treadmill before me had been eating chocolate chip cookies, while working out at the gym! They left the evidance of the cookie wrapper, sitting there on the treadmill. I only wish I could've seen the person doing that....what a funny sight that must've been...someone working out..while eating cookies..lol!!!

I did a google image search to see if I could find any funny treadmill pictures and this one came up, lol..

I gave my xanga background pic a spring makeover...how do you like it?

You know how I'm always going back and forth between dying my hair blonde, brown and red?

Well I decided to why not go all 3 at once? Yep..so now I'm red, blonde AND brown. lol!

PS. I'm feeling like total crap today and I can't figure out if it's a cold, sinus infection or POLLEN. My whole face hurts...and my head..even my eyes hurt..is that even possible??? Guess so.

It's been one of "those days" today..you know..those days where EVERYTHING seems to go wrong...like it just starts off wrong and then goes down hill from there...not fun.

But tomorrow is a brand new day, thank the Lord.

And on that note..goodnight!

The correct answer to the riddle is there was one quarter and one nickle. You might be thinking "but you said one was not a nickle"...and that's correct..one was not a nickle because one was a quarter.. There weren't 2 nickles..so ya see..one was not a nickle.

I have a riddle for you.

There are 2 coins, and one is not a nickle, and together they make up 30 cents.

What are the 2 coins???

Whew, today's been quite a long day!

I'm babysitting a 2 year old (the boy I used to be a nanny for last year) Monday through Thursday mornings of this week for 5 hours before I go to work at the radio station at night for 8 hours so that equals leaving the house at 8:15am and getting home at 10:15pm. Loooong day! But thankfully that only lasts this week and then it's back to my just working evenings schedule.

I do love babysitting Brendan though aside from the long day/waking up early, he's a joy to be around - kids really do say the funniest things, he cracks me up constintly! I miss being his nanny, but don't miss the long hours/days/waking up early while working late, that really is tough...thankfully I still babysit him occasionally though so I still get to see him every now and then (like this week)so that's good.

So for those of you that don't know I ended up dying my hair red...(but for those of you that voted blonde, have no fear, cuz we all know that eventually I will return to my natural dirty blonde color) for now I'm sticking to red though, I think i WILL add some funky chunky blonde highlights and lowlights though mixed in with the red for a more springy look.

Haiku Friday

Listen to the rain

There's a hidden symphony

If you listen close

I got free starbucks tonight at work, woot woot!!! Caramel Apple Spice...yummm!!!